hippy tube
n. a home-made device, usually crafted out of fabric softener sheets, a spent toilet paper roll and a rubber band. the hippy tube will greatly reduce the average pot-smokers risk of being caught by any type of authority figure. if 8 out of 9 pot-smokers use the hippy tube during 90% of all cannibus consumption, scent of burnt reefer will be reduced by up to 3x, where x is number of weeds smoked. also more commonly referred to as a “hippy stick” in the south.
“donnie, will you please include the hippy tube when you p-ss me that blunt? mom’s in the kitchen and she already thinks your stoned off of numerous drugs.”
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