hipstache


1) a form a facial hair grown in the ‘stache area by a commonly known annoying species called “hipsters”

2) a mustache grown on the hip
person #1: oh man, look at that hipster couple. see, the guy even has a mustache.

person #2: oh, you mean a hipstache?

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