hipster black metal
equal to “transcendental black metal” because the band is made up of pretentious hipsters who focus on life giving themes instead of satanism, darkness, death, anger, or sorrow; and consider themselves higher than other, more kvlt, bands who wear corpse paint. other traits of hipster black metal is a focus on burst beats (just different drum beats in a song, not actually a type of drumming) and artsy music videos filled with non-kvlt themes like an airplane flight or live performance with out kick -ss corpse paint.
hipster1: oh dude! this new alb-m from (insert generic hipster black metal band name like “liturgy”)?!
hipster2: no, what’s it about?
hipster1: awh man! it is about life and how great it is! it’s totally anti-corpse paint as well.
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