Hipster Engineer


a young person, typically male, in the san francisco architectural engineer community that thinks they are both a professional and local hipster. a hipster engineer is typically identified in office environments by their large unkempt mustaches, tight pants and flannel shirts. thick rimmed gl-sses are a plus in the wardrobe.
his hipster engineer persona did not go well with the som team.

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