hipster fart
noun.
a bodily gaseous discharge air-trapped in skinny jeans, and only noticed once the skinny jeans are peeled off.
whoa, what’s that smell? did i just fart? i don’t remember–oh, it must have been my fart from noon, which was trapped in my skinny jeans. silly me.
i can’t believe i hipster farted. how tres embarra-silly.
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