hipster flu
a karmic flu-like epidemic that plagues only individuals with high levels of pretension (in most cases, said pretensions are music-related).
the last reported outbreak occurred in san francisco in june of 2009.
fixed-gear bike rider #1: i’m working 40 hours this week at my independently-owned-and-operated fair-trade coffee shop on valencia st this week. not to mention the paper i have to write contrasting sartre and camus for my french existentialism cl-ss. i absolutely cannot afford to contract hipster flu!
fixed-gear bike rider #2: oh man, you better start listening to some donna summer non-ironically!
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