Hipster Heaven
another name for the brooklyn, ny neighborhood williamsburg. can also encomp-ss areas of bushwick.
the area is over-run with art school types who live in outrageously over-priced apartments that mommy and daddy pay for so that all extra cash can be spent at urban outfitters or other hipster paraphernalia merchants.
john: hey you wanna meet me for a drink near my apartment?
alice: h-ll no man, you live in hipster heaven! i could be -ssaulted by a disgruntled urban outfitters employee!
pabst blue ribbon…the beer of choice for any hipster. one would think its popular because its cheap, but really because in a hipster’s mind its considered obscure. hipster’s typically will dislike anything mainstream so bud light, miller, or coors dont have a chance if pbr is available.
guy: hey i’m going to get a bud light. you want one?
hipster: (looks at beer taps) oh man they got pbr! sweet. most bars don’t have hipster heaven. that’s rad dude! i’ll totally take that on draft bro.
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