Hipster Hug
when a flannel pearl snap shirt wearing, fedora sporting, 5 o’clock shadow rocking mid-twenty year old with thick rimmed gl-sses and rolled up pant legs (you know so they dont catch on my bike) grabs two cups of coffee and hops on a vespa and stares you down with that “im better than you look” as he drives away listening to cr-ppy acoustic music.
guy: dude what was all that?
girl: he just gave us a hipster hug <3!!!!
guy: we should see other people.
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