hipster hustle
the hipster hustle is the act of a man speaking against s-xism to drunk hipster girls, hoping to illicit s-x from them. this is ironic, for they’re using the idea of women not being treated like s-x objects, in order to treat women like s-x objects. one can not feel exceptionally sorry for the naive victims, but one who pulls a hipster hustle is still an -sswipe.
look at that douche in his lumberjack outfit pullin’ a hipster hustle on that chick, man.
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