hipster jeans


extremely tight skinny jeans for both s-xes, worn without undergarments for a smooth look. usually so tight that sitting down is not easy.
take levi’s 510 jeans, 1 or 2 sizes too small, and shrink more by washing. you now have hipster jeans. good luck getting them on.

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