hipster ketchup


sriracha, that’s it. because hipsters put that sh-t on everything like my two year old does with actual ketchup.
i ordered fries but the chic millennial threw hipster ketchup all over them thinking it was cool and now my ibs is gonna flair up tonight. d-mn hipsters.

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