hipster missile


noun. a fixed gear track bicycle. a fixed single speed bicycle made for racing. it is different than the stereotypical hipster transportation, the fixed gear bicycle or “fixie”, which is a bicycle with one speed, you cannot coast, and generally has no brakes. the track fixie, is a super lightweight, aerodynamic bicycle made of either chromoly, carbon fiber, or aluminum. the goal of these hipster missiles is to go as fast as possible, rivaling bike sn-bs while still being a hipster. the hipster missile focuses more on speed and maneuverability than fashion and style, but retains both.
“woah, did you see nate and nick fly by on their hipster missiles!?”
“yeah they totally shredded that corner!”
“i wish my fixie was that quick!”

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