Hipster, or Gay?
ever have a hard time telling if the man you see across the bar from you at your favorite artisan coffee house is a hispter, or gay?
ever have a hard time telling if the woman listening to alternative music sitting on a park bench with her 30 year old bike next to her is a hipster, or gay?
ever see people sitting around trying to distinguish those walking by: hipster, or gay?
a game commonly played by residents of urban settings, college campuses, and visitors to hipster enclaves. the right answer is never what you think it is.
“see that guy with the super tight jeans and the american apparel deep v-neck tee? is he a hipster, or is he gay?”
“see that girl with the turtle sh-ll gl-sses with no lenses and four scarves? is she a hipster, or is she a lesbian?”
“is he really wearing a fedora, flannel, fingerless gloves, sungl-sses, and sporting some very interesting facial hair? hipster, or gay?
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ever have a hard time telling if the man you see across the bar from you at your favorite artisan coffee house is a hispter, or gay?
ever have a hard time telling if the woman listening to alternative music sitting on a park bench with her 30 year old bike next to her is a hipster, or gay?
ever see people sitting around trying to distinguish those walking by: hipster, or gay?
a game commonly played by residents of urban settings, college campuses, and visitors to hipster enclaves. the right answer is never what you think it is.
“see that guy with the super tight jeans and the american apparel deep v-neck tee? is he a hipster, or is he gay?”
“see that girl with the turtle sh-ll gl-sses with no lenses and four scarves? is she a hipster, or is she a lesbian?”
“is he really wearing a fedora, flannel, fingerless gloves, sungl-sses, and sporting some very interesting facial hair? hipster, or gay?
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