Hipster Please!
an exclamation made when someone try’s very hard to come off as a hipster, but ends up just looking like a tool.
also can be used in a similar manner to b-tch please but only if the remark is made to a hipster.
-seemingly normal guy posts instagram photo of himself wearing fake gl-sses.-
random friend: hipster please!
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- Hitchcocked
(verb) to after-mess left on a male’s genitals after having s-x with a woman on her period “woke up this morning, and found out that girl from the bar hitchc-cked me. i had no idea!”
- Hit it N' Quit it
to have s-x with someone and then never talk to them again. often done by guys who are jack-sses, or on college spring breaks. college guy1: dude, she’s leaving tommorrow to go back home to delaware. college guy2: hit it n’ quit it man! often done by guys who like to have s-x with girls […]
- Hit the Coffin
a phrase equal to the saying “hit the sack” meaning go to bed. used among gothics and vampire enthusiasts (not to be confused with twihards) i’m exhausted it’s so late yeah i think i’m going to “hit the coffin” me too, good evening ^,,^