Hipster Repellent


overproduced, mainstream music that is useful only for deterring hipsters from venturing too close to your automobile.
jak: “yo man dawg, dem hipsters be ridin’ right close up to our b-mper. we need to blast sum hipster repellent pr-nto!”

d: “ain’t no thang. i’ll just pop sum o’ dat lil wayne taio cruz lmf– sh-t in 2 da tape deck and we’ll be solid bro.”

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