Hipster Victory


when one person demonstrates hipster dominion over another.
guy: “i love this band!”
guy 2: “i love them too. infact, i love the limited edition split e.p. they did back in 02 the most”.
guy: “i don’t think i know that record…”
guy 2: “hipster victory!”
onlooker: “enjoy it, pr-ck”.

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