hipstercunts


a growing number of twenty-something ladies that generally follow the same dotted line. may be identified by showing one or more of the following characteristics: small scars all over their flapjack bodies, due to adding and removing piercings as the trends changed (now they all look stupid), beautiful faces but hideous souls -or- hideous faces made beautiful by their hard-earned vocational school cosmetology certification.
very materialistic, ugly, selfish women. also very clever women that are used to getting what they want.
“those hipsterc-nts are eating all the cake and they weren’t even invited to the party.”

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