Hipsterist
a proponent of hipsterism. the hipsterist is on a constant quest to find the most peculiar, cool, ugly, or avante-garde items on the face of the earth. to do so, they are willing to spend any amount of money, for they define themselves by what they consume, not by who they are.
darren the hipsterist owns every lp ever released by interpol. and they’re all signed copies. imports. even the remixes.
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