Hipsternary


the hipsternary is the essential book for hipsters. with in its pages it defines the rules of being a hipster, dos and don’ts, underground slang, slogans, bands, designers, ect.
is that band really hipster? look it up in the hipsternary

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  • hispanic febreze

    a fart p-ssenger: -lifts leg and farts- driver: man wtf p-ssenger: nothing like the fresh scent of hispanic febreze

  • historical

    –adjective any lame event that one of your dumb -ss friends believes that either you or they witnessed or performed first. there’s simply no way in h-ll anyone else could have ever experienced something remotely similar. your dump was so rancid it was historical! did you see the b-tch that kent nailed the other night? […]

  • Hobface

    someone who likes having s-x with animals is two faced and a liar. also likes having s-x with small elephants kayla tripped me yeah i know she’s a total hobface hobface a word describing someone who is a hobknocker. someone who is two faced and loves having s-x with animals. especially small elephants. a hobface […]

  • hoerenlopen

    dutch for visiting a prost-tute. derived from h–r and lopen, which means walking. probably related to walking past the windows with hookers in amsterdam. ben je weer aan het h–renlopen geweest gisteravond? did you visit prost-tutes again last night?

  • Homodroid

    an enthusiastic android nerd who hates apple products. bob: i just bought an ipad. keith: wow! that’s soooooo gayy!! bob: why? keith: android is lightyears ahead off apple in software engineering. it’s open and free like linux and does not require itunes. bob: wow you really are a h-m-droid.


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