hired
a combination of being both high and tired.
dude 1: “dude, i waked and baked, and i also hired yesterday.”
dude 2: “kewl.”
to be high and tired at the same time.
“i’m mad hired son!”
“i’m hired dude.”
a covert combination of the words ‘high’ and ‘tired’, for use around mixed company.
guy #1: hey man, i got hired yesterday and p-ssed out in my neighbor’s hedge.
guy #2: i don’t see how getting hired had anything to do with p-ssing ou- oh, gotcha.
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