his ipod
a phrase used to refer to mans p-n-s in mixed company of both males and females. the intention is that the males understand that the term refers to the male genitalia, while the females are under the -ssumption that the men are discussing their mp3 players.
brad: yo tim last night dave hung out with this girl ashley who he met at a club and she couldn’t keep her hands off his ipod!
tim (understanding the reference): haha that ho must have loved dave’s music. he’s got some really long songs on there
leah (totally oblivious): i wish i could afford a new ipod. my old ipod mini sucks!
brad: b-tch what you talkin bout shut yo mouth!
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