Hissem
1. a word for a great mechanic of all things known to man. can fix anything from old lawn mowers to brand new all terrain vehicles.
2. a word describing a man with incredible drug tolerance. a hissem can do large amounts of cocaine without dying.
3. a word that describes a man that sees false animals that talk to him, such as a catatafish
4. a word that describes a very well-endowed man, but is pr-ne to have many std’s
5. a word that describes an extremely h-m-s-xual man, who cannot wait to get his fill with his next stud.
6. a word that descibes a man that has an obsession with polaris all terrain vehicle company and has a p-ssion for them
wow, that hissem just did an 8-ball of cocaine to the face and he just took a nap!!!!
hissem is such a good mechanic, he makes that bruno guy down the street look like he is working on things with his eyes st-tched shut!
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