Historically Near-Sighted


a historically near-sighted person is someone who can only remember recent history, wether it be in the recent few centuries or even just the recent few years.
july 4, john: do you realize that a year ago today we had to use bread slices instead of buns for hot dogs?
bob: do you also that realize today is when america became independent? john: really? bob: yes, its taught in history cl-ss. john: oh, sorry, i didn’t know that becuase im historically near-sighted.

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