History of Canada
a depraved s-xual act symbolically representing canada’s place in the world, in which one person, representing canada is put on a loose leash by a queen, while being simultaneously -j-c-l-t-d and defecated on from their mate below.
the resulting act is known throughout the world for both it’s difficulty, humility, and the p-ssive aggressive submissiveness of it’s protagonist.
we decided to spice up our s-x life by doing the history of canada. it was very strange doing the history of canada for the first time. as the man underneath kept rolling over to defecate or continue coitis depending on which was more urgent. meanwhile a man with a lisp holding a leash giggled and commented from several feet away.
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