Hit Bottom


when squatting down to do a poo outdoors. the poo is so l-o-n-g its head touches the ground before its tail has come out of your hole. if it’s a hard one it will get stopped and won’t be able to come out any more.
i was squatting for nearly 15 minutes waiting for my poo to finish coming out before i realized it had “hit bottom” and was stuck. i had to stand up to let the rest of it come out. constipation got one hanging p–p

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