hit it over the head with russell’s teapot
when the fact that a girl is incredibly hot is overshadowed by her fervent christianity. even though you would love to have s-x with her, her religiosity is so overpowering that you would much rather just talk some sense into her.
this makes a reference to russell’s teapot, a thought experiment meant to demonstrate that non-belief in religion is the rational choice.
man, caitlin is so hot, i would totally hit it… hit it over the head with russell’s teapot, that is.
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