Hit the dirty pillow
hitting the dirty pillow is when you have unprotected and unwashed -n-l s-x with a woman who has a bmi above 30.
friend 1: wow, you were totally hammered last night.
friend 2: yeah, the night only got worse… after my 9th long island, i grabbed a cab and started cruzin outside of the lane bryant outlet and picked up a fattie. i totally took her home and hit the dirty pillow.
friend 1: yuck! you sick f-ck!
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