hit the gay
when one tries to enter bed and magically appears lying in bed (one different to the original bed they were trying to enter) on top of a h-m-s-xual of the same s-x. this will lead to a very steamy encounter regardless of the first subjects s-xual orientation.
or maybe its auto correct… idk
“hey man, i hit the g-y real late last night.”
“you did what?”
“yeah, he was kween” or “oops, autocorrect hay*”
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