hit the ryan smith
the act of performing a wide selection of innovative dance moves at a party with a susbstantial number of ladies present.
i hit the ryan smith this past weekend.
Read Also:
- hobology
the scientific study of hobos. “these two were dipping lettuce into c-ke, then licking and sucking on the lettuce. when i walked by them they appeared to be engaged in deep conversation, speaking in their own hobotastic dialect. i didn’t want to distrub this facinating exchange, and so i decided to take a picture from […]
- hobo lunch
when someone -j-c-l-t-s in a woman’s -sshole (or man’s -sshole if you’re into that kind of stuff.) then he or she farts. and most of the c-m in the -sshole sprays or seeps out. this process often turns the white s-m-n a stanky brownish color; quite like a hobo. aw man, what stinks? oh, that’s […]
- Hoe Phone
a prepaid cell phone used to call escorts, drug dealers and vice versa so that law enforcement cannot trace the phone back to you. i just called an 18 year old escort from craigslist with my hoe phone!
- hofie
playful combination of the term “wh-r- for sure.” shortened from “wh-r- for sure” to “ho fo sho” to simply “hofie.” used as a term of endearment between close girl friends. (also can be shortened again to “hof”) “hey hof! let’s go get a margarita soon, mmk??” “lindzy is my hofie.”
- hog fucked
to be violently loved against ones will whilst bound in the style of a swine. “i peered from the eastern window of my library to find on that most bitter of november mornings, some children were brutally hog-f-cking a band of gypsies at the edge of the woods”