hit the willie on the foreskin
a term similar to “you’ve hit the nail right on the head there”, only used when discussing s-xual relations in a joking manner, or joking about s-x. this term is normally used and abused by underage children who find s-x something to joke and laugh about. hence the term “…hit the willie on the foreskin” would not be used in a press conference.
fiona: it’s my buisness what me and john did last night, so don’t ask, ok?
john: ooh, you got naughty didn’t you? you gave him a bj?
fiona: alright, i’m completely ignoring you now.
john: yeah well, from your body language and the way you’re acting now, i can tell you got to third base.
fiona: -hmph-
mike: ah, man you don’t need to be no genius to work that out, but you’re pretty clever. g-d, them two are a dirty bunch aren’t they?
john: yeah, if she just lied and said no then we’d not have worked this out. girls can be pretty good actors.
mike: thing is, she’s such a devout christian, she won’t lie or steal or swear or anything.
john: ah, mate. you hit the willie on the foreskin.
mike: that’s me.
john: wait a sec… if she’s such a devout christian…
mike: that would mean she wouldn’t have done anything s-xual like that until after marriage, she’s not even 16!
john: could we have got it wrong.
mike: the willie is lucky tonight, i think this is another miss. 🙁
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