Hitch-Slapped


when a person overwhelmingly loses a debate with christopher hitchens. most of the people hitchens has debated with wind up hitch-slapped within a few minutes.
the pope: s-x is meant for procreation, not for pleasure. condoms are sinful and prevent the potential development of human life.

christopher hitchens: your opposition to condom use has led to the spread of hiv/aids, hunger, poverty, and countless other miseries throughout the third world!

mediator: your holiness, it looks like you’ve been hitch-slapped.

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