hitf


acronym for “how in the f-&%”, as in “how in the f-&%” did that happen? used to relay complete disbelief at a situation, person, group, or any other observable event, sometimes retrospectively. often used when something attempted should be obvious, but somehow seems impossible or overlooked.
1) hitf did -that- guy end up with a chick -that- hot?
2) hitf did we not realize that global warming would be a problem?
3) hitf do i put together this godd-mned ikea furniture?

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