Hitler Kick


when you walk up to someone, raise your hand like hitler does to distract them and n-z- march style kick them in the shin.
dude i was walking down the hall and that new german kid walked up to me, stuck his hand in the air, yelled heil hitler, then kicked me in my f-cking shin. it was a hitler kick. f-cking kraut.

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