Hitler tash
shorthand for “hitler’s moustache”. this describes a woman’s pubic hair when she has shaved almost all of it off, leaving only a thin strip of hair covering her v-lv-.
so named for its similarity to adolf hitler’s moustache, which was threefold:
a) it was also narrow and dark.
b) it also “lay above the lips”.
c) it can move hypnotically, with a strange effect on the weak-minded.
i asked my first girlfriend if she would shave her beaver, and it turns out she was a member of peta so i ended up getting slapped.
then i asked my second girlfriend if she would shave her map of tasmania, and it turns out she was an australian aborigine so she cut me with a flint-knapped knife.
last night i asked my third girlfriend to shave her hitler tash, and she looked at me and said “i’m jewish”.
if the mossad come looking for me, i’m not at home, okay?
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