Hitman Copypasta


the hitman copypasta
ah well, i guess i’ll just contact the mods and get your ip.
unfortunately for you, this has been a slow month, so i have a lot of free time. i rarely kill for pleasure nowadays, but you p-ssed me off enough. expect me in a week.

created by /b/tards on 10/7/2013
you see that new copypasta out there?
yeah, the hitman copypasta one? im pretty scared dude.

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