Hitting the tip of your dick
the act of oiling yourself up, taking a large run up and sliding off a ramp over the pool but at the last second you just clip the very tip of your d-ck on the edge of the pool.
bro no. 1: bro! i can’t believe i did that!
bro no. 2: bro, what did you do? were you hitting the tip of your d-ck again?
bro no. 1: brosef, i clipped the tip of my d-ck on the edge of the pool again!
bro no. 2: no way
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