Hitty stick
a stick or similar object used primarily for hitting things. a hitty stick can be anything from a simple tree branch, to the mighty nail-bat and is a weapon accessible to anyone with arms.
some f-cking guy: how’d you get rid of that guy who broke into your house the other day?
some other f-cking guy: i beat him to death with my hitty stick.
some f-cking guy: right on.
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