Hitzy Blond
a cross between a ditsy blond and a glamazon. what makes them different is their physical aggression. they like to hit, and they hit hard. appease them with flattery and shiny objects.
john: the glamazon is such a ditsy blond.
matt: no, she’s a hitzy blond!
john: oh cr-p, i think she heard me! got any glitter?
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