Hive Cocooning
the act of coc–ning multiple people, like an entire family. a real real man can do this easily in one night, but frequent coc–n only practicers may have difficulty coc–ning an entire family.
this is commonly used as a threat by incapable men or herms.
how to use ‘hive coc–ning’:
(casual insult)person a: “hey austin, i f-cked your mother last night.”
(bravo worthy insult!)person a: “hey austin, i hive coc–ned your mother, sisters, aunts and grandmothers last night.”
or, as an authentic story:
person a: “yeah, i was having an orgy with your mother, sisters, aunts and grandmothers and my condom broke. i ended up hive coc–ning all of them…”
person b: “at least you tried to use a condom..”
person a: “expect more relatives on the way..”
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