hj-hodge
famous for her sledgehammer, the hodge is any female who lacks the “know-how” to perform a simple hj (hand-job).
1. man this sucks, my girlfriend has a beat up box, and is also a huge hj-hodge.
2. that girl hodged me so bad ive been peeing blood for two days.
3. f-ckin hodge!
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