Hjalmarson
a creature whom is inable to observe obvious landmarks. they attempt to learn various skills which they are uninterested in in order to improve themselves however they are so fantastic already that it really doesn’t matter.. booyahcasha. cough cough… lets continue this dis… hjalmarsons are ill equipped to drive without constantly hammering the gas or the brake. coast woman coast!
at least she has luxuriously long hair, that makes everything better…
holy b-lls, if you keep this hjalmarson driving up i’m going to have whiplash!
i’m so so good at so so many things, i’ll make half hearted attempts to learn how to bbq and skim board in order to increase my awesomeness…
oh man, look at the hjalmarson on that… melon?! odd…
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