HJ’s on Holy Days
when your faith is so devoted to g-d, that you fear the act of s-x. therefore, only the act of hand job is performed strictly on religious holidays.
example 1 margaret is a wicked sl-t most of the year, but since she’s catholic she’ll only give hj’s on holy days.
example 2 guy – why don’t we go back to my place and i’ll take you to pound town…
girl – sorry hon, today is -ssumption and i only give hj’s on holy days
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