HM customs & excise
(n.) her majesty’s custom and excise, who control most of british taxation, and really don’t give a sh-t that it’s too much, so shut up and pay, you working cl-ss daily star and the sun readers who b-tch about the government.
hm customs & excise will amalgamate themselves with the inland revenue in a few years.
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