Hmm disease
an over use of the words ‘hmm’ ‘urmm’ ‘ummm’ ‘mhmm’ or any other derivative. it’s when people are thinking too much but have a lack of anything better to say.
me: he left me, so rude, i wonder if i have done something wrong?
matt: hmmm
me: he says i’ve changed, do you think i have?
matt: hmmm.. oh no, i double hmm’d. =o
me: oh noes, you’ve got hmm disease!!
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