HMU
a 3 letter acronym use in texts or on various personal ads referring to one male, who’s receiving oral s-x, is also holding and playing with another male’s c-ck and genitalia thereby jacking him off (results in greater s-xual pleasure to both partners or individuals).
ad under m4m, t4m, mw4m or mw4mw can read in part: love to give oral s-x with my warm, wet lips, hmu accepted but not required.
red: “hey bob, did you hear, jim got a bl-wj-b from sally’s husband and was told to hmu during.”
bob: “you’re kidding red, did he do it?”
red: “from what i heard he did, got so turned on, ended up jacking him off.”
bob: “lol”
hold my unicorn.
hey what’s up, can you hmu? i need to tie my shoe.
aim acronym for : hit me up
i’m bored. someone hmu
hit me up.
going out, hmu
it is abbreviation for “hit me up”.
it means that you want that somebody calls you or texts you an sms.
also, this was the most popular facebook status in 2010. year – 1,600 statuses a day had “hmu” inside of them.
i’m so bored… will somebody hmu? 🙂
when people want to abbreviate “hit me up” hmu is used as a shorter version.
i’m bored tonight, someone “hmu”.
h.m.u is short for “hit me up” otherwise, “i’ve got nothing to do you should invite me to do something with you”
bored, h.m.u?” or “h.m.u
hit my uterus
when your at a club and you get some just tell em to hmu
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