Hnnnng


give or take a few h’s, n’s, and g’s; an onomatopoeia with multiple possible uses including:

1) the sound one makes when having a heart attack.

2) the sound one makes when straining — for instance, when attempting to lift a heavy object, or when constipated.

3) the sound one makes when presented with something overpoweringly cute or moe. the full extent of its meaning is open to a wide range of interpretation, ranging from the suppression of an innocent squeal of delight to the sound of an -rg-sm.
hnnnng!!!
the sound of a whale trying to ride a bicycle.
“i say, old chap, is that a whale riding a bicycle?”
“why, yes it is.”
“what do you suppose that sound is it’s making?”
“i believe it is hnnnng.”
an onomatopoeia describing an undesirable situation.
“so i was walking down the road with my girlfriend and i p-ssed by my ex… hnnnng!”

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