ho-dometer


something that tracks the mileage of a ho like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. it’s believed that a ho-dometer can roll over and a ho can revert back to wholesome.
one day tila tequila’s ho-dometer’s gonna roll over and she’ll be doing disney specials.
a surveyor’s tool used to measure distance.
robert hoddle used his hodometer to layout the grid of melbourne, australia.

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