Ho Phone
a prepaid disposable phone obtained surept-tuously to talk to your lover, so you can cheat on your significant other (wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend)
dave: whose phone is that? i thought you had an iphone
steve: nah man, this is my ho phone so i can talk to cheryl.
dave: your wife is going to kill you
a pay as you phone used for girlfriends so your wife or girlfriend does not find out by looking at your normal phone or phone bill.
tiger woods should have used a ho phone so his wife would have not found out about his mistress.
a second cell phone owned by a scandalous, usually married man. apparently, all people in the u.s. own 1.04 cell phones. hophone represents the .04%.
“dude, why didn’t you call her from your hophone? you are so busted.”
a phone primarily used for calling, texting, instant mesaaging, facebooking and all other electronic communications with potential s-x partners. the ho phone such as a smart phone enables someone to be a ho through phone, internet or text.
mykal uses his ho phone all day long to chat on manhunt.com, facebook, yahoo messneger and text dudes he wants to get it on with.
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