Ho zoned


when you’re trying to get laid by a prost-tute or by known ho but can’t get none.
benny: yo grant, so i tried to get laid by this prost-tute but we just ended up talking and going to a movie. guess i’ll just stay a virgin…
grant: did you pay for the movie to?
benny: yup.
grant: d-mn bro you just got ho zoned.

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