Hoag City


a really ugly -ss b-tch born and raised in a non-diverse town full of other ugly -ss b-tches who are extremely awkward in any given social situation. girls and boys raised in hoag city can be of all shapes and sizes, 99.9% fat, however 0.01% consist of skinny ugly b-tches with big eyes and a crooked nose.
that b-tch is so ugly must be born of incent in hoag city.

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